Mr Akpors the player

Forum 9 years ago

Mr Akpors the player

Akpors is always acting crazy or doing surprising, we all know this but some people still haven’t learned to not put him in difficult situations.

One day Mr and Mrs Akpors were enjoying some private time together when Mrs Akpors decided to ask Mr Akpors one of the craziest questions a woman can ask her husband. Thus the following conversation ensued:

Mrs Akpors: Sweety, how many girls did you date before you met me?
Mr Akpors: (Goes quiet and stares at the wall like he is trying to see something)
Mrs Akpors: (5 minutes later getting angry) Sweety, I asked you a question, don’t ignore me!
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Akpors: Will you just keep quiet and let me finish counting?
Mrs Akpors fainted!
One word for Akpors this time?