Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

We walked out the house and back to our car and drove off headed home. The ride home was quiet and awkward, but it was a funny quiet and awkward. We were both trying to hold in a laugh and it was much harder on Rita since she had to focus on driving and couldn’t look over to see what I was doing like she wanted to. I wasn’t doing any better keeping from laughing as I kept snickering every few seconds until I just couldn’t hold it in anymore.

“I can’t believe we fell out of the closet!” I said bursting out laughing.
“I know right, butt butt0ckz Unclad! Something like that would only happen to us!” Rita said.
“Can you imagine if Jim came up the stairs at that moment? There’s nothing we could’ve said to get out of that. What were we cleaning the closet Unclad because it was too hot?”
“It was pretty hot, and I didn’t do any of the stuff Jim had you and Chris doing.”
“I don’t think he would’ve been too mad though, he probably would’ve gave us a stern talking to or something but nothing lasting. He’s way too nice for that.”
“Way too nice to punish the brother and sister who were having s*x in his closet. What kind of world are we living in where that sentence is ok to use haha.”
“One we can finally exist in, especially once we move to Seattle.”
“I can’t wait, but then again I can wait, it’s hard to explain.”
“I know what you mean. You wanna hurry up and leave so we can be on our own, but you don’t wanna leave because we’d be leaving everything behind. I feel the same way.”
“Yeah. One door closes and another one opens. Maybe after a while we can come back and open that last door again. We might have some unfinished business here.”
“Yeah, maybe. Who knows, things might change, we might move back for good.”
“We’d have to move away first before we could move back, but yeah, it could happen.”
We got back to the house and walked up to see dad sitting on the porch just staring out into the street like I do sometimes. We acknowledged dad and were on our way inside when Rita nudged me to talk to dad. She didn’t say anything, but I knew what she wanted us to talk about, and to be honest I was scared to talk about it for the simple fact that dad might be having second thoughts about something, but she was right, we needed an update on how he felt, and scared or not, I had to be the one to ask him about it.


“Hey what’s up dad, everything going ok?” I asked as I sat down next to him.
“Yeah everything is good, as good as it can be, why you ask?” dad replied.
“I don’t know, I just wanted to see how you were doing I guess.”
“You wanted to see if I changed my mind about you two, am I right?”
“No, I mean not really, yeah kinda, I guess. Ok, yeah I did.”
Dad chuckled and patted me on my back. “You never were a good liar son, you got that from me. Your mom could see through any lie I told her from a mile away.”
“I don’t know, I think I can slip a few past you every once in a while,” I joked.
“Yeah, you already did. I can tell you’re concerned that as time goes by I’ll realize what I agreed to and freak out, but I won’t. It’s still taking some getting used to, but I’m doing it.”
“I didn’t mean to… if you don’t wanna talk about this dad we don’t have to…”
“It’s ok, I’m happy you brought it up instead of me having to, at least you’re not trying to avoid the situation. This isn’t your everyday problem, well I won’t say problem, this isn’t your everyday scenario. This is one of those things that’ll take some serious time to get adjusted to. After raising you two as brother and sister and seeing you act a certain way with each other, it takes a while to get used to you acting a completely different way, one that definitely does not happen often, well that doesn’t happen often here anyway, I hear stories about the south.”



“I don’t know what you hear about the south, but me and Rita are a special case.”
“Yeah I can see that, and I’m gonna be on your case if you don’t get back to following the rules I set for you. Seriously, in the shower? Did you think everybody in the house was deaf?”
“That was all Rita. I was just trying to wash up and get out. It was all her.”
“There’s that horrible lying again, and I didn’t have to look at you to be able to tell either. No man in their right frame of mind would turn down s*x with a woman that wants to have s*x with them unless there’s relationship issues or they’re a virgin, and those don’t apply here.”
“They could, you never know what you might be hearing or think you hear.”
“Those noises aren’t the noises of a first time, and if you’re having relationship issues I’ll set you straight right now, son or not, she’s still my little girl, you mess with her I mess with you.”